Once Bitten

by Jhet Bhlak on October 1, 2010

OMG OMG OMG! IT FLIPPING BIT ME!

It finally happened! I was bitten by a spider! Well…sort of. And it wasn’t that monstrosity in the picture. That one was from Paula’s house last year I think. He was taking up residence in her sunflowers.

The spider that bit me was in my digital camera bag. Actually it was a Magic The Gathering bag that I used as a camera bag but whatever. I got the camera out to take a picture of my eye for my last post today and the little bugger must of been in there.

I was in the bathroom try to get the pic of my eye when I seen something on my hand. It was the spider and he was about this size: O

Needless to say, he was too small for his fangs to really even penetrate my skin. Well, at least I think so. If I wake up tomorrow missing my thumb we’ll know for sure.

I swear he must of been all balls because if a giant hand 3000 times my size ripped open my home, I sure as hell wouldn’t go all Braveheart on it and start screwing with it.

I wonder…did he scream FREEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!! as I flicked him with my finger and totally obliterated him? I guess we’ll never know.

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Donna October 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Hahahahaha – something tells me the last thing he heard was you screaming ; 0
Today is a day you should just crawl right back into bed and say to heck with everything! BTW now you have to post something tomorrow just so we all know you still have your thumbs and are alive and kicking.

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Jhet October 1, 2010 at 5:00 pm

So far so good! No thumb loss. And noooo I didn’t scream lol!

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