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Sally The Thug

August 4, 2011
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Sally grew up at the crossroads of Garage Door and Front Door. It was a rough neighborhood but it was all she knew. The daily comings and goings of the locals was a constant disruption to her home. It was common for Sally to have to spend hours rebuilding after the daily abuse her webs […]

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Murder Of A Beloved Pet

May 18, 2011
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Bad news. Shower Spider has been murdered. Given the current economic conditions, Shower Spider had to move from his upscale penthouse suite near the shower head to a low income neighborhood next to the dandruff shampoo. While his death is still under investigation, it is believed that he fell in with a bad crack dealing […]

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The Twins That Died

November 1, 2010
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They are gone but not forgotten. Their brief time in our lives will stay with us always and their memory shall not fade with the passing of time…

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